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            <title>Two Cat Folk CD Release</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[We will celebrate the release of our new CD "Never Far from Home" on June 11th at our Parish Center for the Arts open mike. Jon Swenson will open at 7:30 and the Two Cat Folk will play. We will have an open mike after the Two Cat Folk set.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2006 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[I went to the Burlington Mall last Saturday. I don&#8217;t go there often for several reasons. The main one being that there are very few guy stores there. Probably I should say very few middle aged gray haired guy stores there. There is the Discovery channel store and now and Apple store which I like. Of course there is the ultimate middle aged guy store, Sears. I went to that mall because I was looking for a jacket and a couple of new shirts. No luck. Most of the stores seem to think that you want to dress like a rap guy. I am a little paunchy so I admit that the loose clothes do have some appeal but I am not big on the logos. I don&#8217;t want to be a slow lumbering  billboard for some company. I definitely do not want the New York Yankees &#8220;NY&#8221; logo emblazoned on anything I own, the exception being a copy of the Boston Globe saying &#8220;Red Sox beat Yankees&#8221;.  The other thing I noticed at the mall was that everyone wants to sell you a cell phone. There are little kiosks everywhere. I barely need the cell phone I have, why do I want more? I know what you are saying&#8221; Oh no another guy kvetching about cell phones&#8221;. I do find them useful, particularly when I am on my way home from work and need to call for a pizza. I would love to get a piece of the 600 million dollars we spent on ring tones in the U.S.  last year. That&#8217;s a real figure according to BMI. I need to find a mall with middle aged guy stores like Black and Decker, an expand-a-belt slacks outlet, somewhere that sells big plaid shirts and comfortable shoes and maybe even a Sears.  It should also have a Dunkin Donuts and comfortable benches to rest on.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Half Empty</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[The Red Sox have started out pretty well this year, the Yankees not so much. What&#8217;s not to like?  Of course, it is only April; Only Patriot&#8217;s Day.  Maybe that&#8217;s a &#8220;glass half empty&#8221; statement. I have lived in New England my whole life, yet I don&#8217;t know if New Englanders are generally a &#8220;half empty&#8221; or &#8220;half full&#8221; people. I know some that are definitely &#8220;full&#8221; but that is not related to the glass analogy. I used to spend time up at Dover-Foxcroft Maine when I was a kid. We would stay out at the lake while my old man worked in town at the tannery. I still remember some of the old Yankees up there. They were neither &#8220;half full&#8221; nor &#8220;half empty&#8221; guys. They were guys that would say &#8220;U-huh, looks to me like  your glass is too big&#8221;. These Yankees were very practical men. Those other Yankees&#8221;¦.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 17 Apr 2006 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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